"Hell is empty and all the devils are here."
my dad once threw a cheeseburger at the wall because mcdonalds made the order wrong
he mustard up the courage to ketchup to how he felt on the inside
how are you even a real person
im not. im actaully a shark making jokes on the internet
Danila Kozlovsky for GQ Magazine
when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself
Sassy Penryn Young
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.
people with small boobs can sleep on their stomachs so who’s the real winner here
THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm